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"Vibrator
Joke of the Month"
A lady called her
gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment.
The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office,
and was ushered right into an examination room.
The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.
She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the
gynecologist to please examine her vagina.
So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after
completing his examination.
"I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that
vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and
expensive surgical operation."
"I'm not sure I can
afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you
just replace the batteries in the vibrator? "
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A mother hears a humming sound coming from her
daughter's bedroom,
so she opens the door and finds her daughter naked on the bed with a
vibrator.
"What the hell are you doing?" the mom asks.
"I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the
closest I'll ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter.
Later that same week the father hears the humming noise and finds
his daughter with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the
closest I'll ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter.
A
few days later the mother hears the humming noise coming from the
den, so she bursts into the room (quite annoyed)
and is surprised to see her husband sitting on the couch, watching
TV with the vibrator buzzing away next to him.
"What in God's name are you doing?" she asks.
"Watching the game with my son-in-law!"
What did the banana
say to the vibrator?
"Why are you
shaking she's going to eat me."
A woman walks into a
sex shop and says she wants to buy a vibrator.
The man working in
the shop waggles his finger and says" Come this way."
The woman replies,
"If I could come that way I wouldn't need a vibrator ,would I ?!"
One afternoon, this
old lady walked into an adult shop, all trembling and shaky, looking for something.
Finally, she walked up to the store attendant, who looks at her curiously.
"Yyyoungggg
mannnnn, dooo you seelllll viibrattoors heeeeere???" asked the woman.
Yes, ma'am. We do sell
vibrators," answered the man, with a big grin on his face. "Do you want to buy
one?"
"Heh-heh-hhellllll
nnnnnnooo, younggg mmmmmaaaan. I jussssssst waaannnttt ttttooo knnoww hhhhooooww yyooouu
tuuuuurn itttt offfff!!!!" replied the woman.
How can you tell if
a blonde has a vibrator? By the chipped tooth.
What do a dildo and
soybeans have in common?
They're both used as a meat substitute. |
