What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking she's going to eat me."

A woman walks into a sex shop and says she wants to buy a vibrator.

The man working in the shop waggles his finger and says" Come this way."

The woman replies, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need a vibrator ,would I ?!"

One afternoon, this old lady walked into an adult shop, all trembling and shaky, looking for something. Finally, she walked up to the store attendant, who looks at her curiously.

"Yyyoungggg mannnnn, dooo you seelllll viibrattoors heeeeere???" asked the woman.

Yes, ma'am. We do sell vibrators," answered the man, with a big grin on his face. "Do you want to buy one?"

"Heh-heh-hhellllll nnnnnnooo, younggg mmmmmaaaan. I jussssssst waaannnttt ttttooo knnoww hhhhooooww yyooouu tuuuuurn itttt offfff!!!!" replied the woman.

How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator? By the chipped tooth.

What do a dildo and soybeans have in common?
They're both used as a meat substitute.