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"Vibrator
Joke of the Month"
A lady called her
gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment.
The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office,
and was ushered right into an examination room.
The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.
She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the
gynecologist to please examine her vagina.
So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after
completing his examination.
"I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that
vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and
expensive surgical operation."
"I'm not sure I can
afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you
just replace the batteries in the vibrator? "
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What did the banana
say to the vibrator?
"Why are you
shaking she's going to eat me."
A woman walks into a
sex shop and says she wants to buy a vibrator.
The man working in
the shop waggles his finger and says" Come this way."
The woman replies,
"If I could come that way I wouldn't need a vibrator ,would I ?!"
One afternoon, this
old lady walked into an adult shop, all trembling and shaky, looking for something.
Finally, she walked up to the store attendant, who looks at her curiously.
"Yyyoungggg
mannnnn, dooo you seelllll viibrattoors heeeeere???" asked the woman.
Yes, ma'am. We do sell
vibrators," answered the man, with a big grin on his face. "Do you want to buy
one?"
"Heh-heh-hhellllll
nnnnnnooo, younggg mmmmmaaaan. I jussssssst waaannnttt ttttooo knnoww hhhhooooww yyooouu
tuuuuurn itttt offfff!!!!" replied the woman.
How can you tell if
a blonde has a vibrator? By the chipped tooth.
What do a dildo and
soybeans have in common?
They're both used as a meat substitute. |
